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Designed and created by the absolute pumpiest crypto mind. The Ghoatest Of All Time. It’s not a Bear market or a Bull market. It’s a Ghoat market!
Designed and created by the absolute pumpiest crypto mind. The Ghoatest Of All Time. It’s not a Bear market or a Bull market. It’s a Ghoat market!
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In a top-secret lab deep in the blockchain mountains, a rogue developer accidentally spilled an energy drink and meme magic into a GPU rig—BOOM—out sprang Crypto Ghoat, half goat, half algorithm, all hype. With diamond hooves, laser shades, and a voice that sounds like auto-tuned Gary Vee, Ghoat was instantly fluent in charts, trends, and every language on Crypto Twitter.
Legend has it, he once turned a rug-pull into a moon mission just by bleating at the chart. Now, he’s on a mission to pump his own coin—$GHOAT—which rewards holders in dopamine, memes, and oddly specific financial advice.